
"We may be stick in here for a while..."
Decorate your walls with funny prints that showcase the mosquito avoider’s outdoor spirit and sense of humor—great for patios, camping areas, or game rooms.
"We may be stick in here for a while..."
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.
"Careful. That house has a taser."
Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm
Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.
"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."
Fighting the Zika Virus
'Romance in Swampland'
Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.
Zika: War on Mosquitoes
"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"
'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'
The Last Mosquito
Mosquito Test + Taste
Fighting Malaria
We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?
'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'
Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.
The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.
'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'
' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'
'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'
'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'
Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'
Mosquito Carry Out
'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'
The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.
Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito
'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'
The hills were alive with the sound of midges
'It's too dangerous now, let's just wait until he is alseep...'
"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."
"You spoil that mosquito!"
"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"
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