Mosh Pit Marvel Pillows

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Hares looking at Euclid

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Magician creates magic square

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You forgot to carry the one."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Foodie Bank

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

"I'm bored."

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

Cyrus Hall McCormick

"Hey, hon - they published my article."