Mosh Pit Marvel Pillows

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Hares looking at Euclid

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Magician creates magic square

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You forgot to carry the one."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Where we get coconut milk.

"I'm bored."

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

"If only it was that simple."

Foodie Bank

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

"Hey, hon - they published my article."