Mosaic Marvel Mugs

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Phoenix

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

'People soup again?'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

Mermaid and music

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

If it had been today...

A Mouse hole in the shape of Arabian architecture

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

I'm the nanny.

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

'Just how funny are you?'

' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

Acorn...unacorn.