Mortgage Prints

"We often have parents acting as guarantors..."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Mortgage Dept. Yes, your loan is an A.R.M., but now we need a leg too.

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Standard & Poor

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Canine Comedians

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

I have a dream.

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

Bank of England Base Rates.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."