Mortgage Provider Mugs

'I've come to repossess your cardboard box.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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Peter

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Standard & Poor

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

Reverse Mortgage.

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Canine Comedians

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Honey, I'm home.'

God bless our home equity line of credit.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

Here We Go Again

Repossessions

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

It's Who You Know

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"