Mortgage Mastermind Prints

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

The United States' economy deflating.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'