Mortgage Freedom Celebrator Prints

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

Life plan

"It's over!"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Chile Victory

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!'

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."

Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage.

'Name? No questions asked.'

Celebrate Independence Day: Divorce 1/2 Off

Goodbye Bills!