Morse Code Master Pillows

"Dot, dot, groak, croak, dot, croak..."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

I love Basketball.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

AIDS prevention

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Existential Risk

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Proof of Being Human

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Untidy bedroom

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"Cool game!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle