Morning Waker-upper Mugs

'I apologize, but I can't talk until my coffee gets to right...about...here...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Would you like a push Dear?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

1,572 Performances.

"He's never up before eleven."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Early Night Club

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."