Morning Person Advocate Prints

Yeti/Not Yeti

Little known fact #144: Women named 'Dawn' can legally punch the head off of every seventh person who makes an 'up at the crack of Dawn' joke. The odds are in your favor; but are you feeling lucky, punk?

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

'Damn early birds.'

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Room service.

Just Because it's Tuesday

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

'I like waking to music!'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.