Morning Melody Appreciate Gifts

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Cockerel sings the blues...

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Marine Band

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Lovebird and the Song Birds

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Quartet of mermaids

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

'Cattle Driver.'

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

"Oh, I miss my days in the orchestra playing the cello."

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Waiting for the Sun

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

His master class.

Mermaid Playing Whale's Teeth.

Wow, you can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the oboe! I took a speed-reeding course.

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

"Daylight come and me wan go home."