Morning Grace Mugs

Have you got your make up on yet?

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Rapunzel in the Morning

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

The coffee's not working.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Dang it."

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'