Morning Coffee Aficionados Mugs

"My husband has half of Russell Crowe's thick-set persona."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

Joined at the hipster.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Non-Power Breakfast

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"