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'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

Slavery Reparations

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

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'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.

10 Commandments Exceptions.

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'