Moral Tales Admirer Mugs

Nice Guys Finish Last

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Neptune

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Reasonableman

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

Need tickets.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

The tortoise and hare

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Leon Uris.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Tattoo

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

The Augean Stables

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

Asap's Fables.

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

Well, say something! I saw the way you looked at Medusa!

Kenneth Grahame

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

'I won! I won!'