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"At least I'm learning right from wrong."

Ethics exam cheater.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

Optimist

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

OM, SWEET OM

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Seneca

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."