Moped Enthusiast Prints

Exploring Paris.

'This is the first time I've ever heard of someone stealing a moped to go on a joyride.'

CLEAR!

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'