Moorland Wanderer Mugs

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Tree Funeral

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."