Moons Pillows

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

How moons are born...

High Cow tide tonight.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Zombie standup

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Myths and legends...

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Water is discovered on the moon....