Moonlit Walk Lover Pillows

"You were careless to send us your personals ad instead of your resume, but I'll let it go since I also enjoy moonlit walks and cuddling."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"A little help, please."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Goodnight Moon

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

The Moo-Walk

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Floating away

The Moonlight Sonata

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Man and dog both have leashes.

People siting on icebergs,

Moose Paddle Boarding

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

'Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. Meet Daisy, the first cow to jump over it.'