Moonlit Surfer T-Shirts

"The waves were great today."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I don't know who you are!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Occupational Hazards.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Surfing alien.

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"Here it comes!"

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Gracebook.

Rusalka

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Screenior citizen

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

Floating away

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'A rare moonlit photo of Moomoo, the killer cow raised by a wolf pack.'

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.