Moon Landing Skeptic Mugs

Wind Warning on the moon.

Bicycle sat nav.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

First Contact

Astronaut

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Space Debris

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Moon net.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

First Cynic in Space

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

"It's made of cheeeeese."

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

On the way back from Mars, you wanna swing by the moon, just for laughs?

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen

"Couldn't he have mentioned this earlier?"

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

Martini I lands on the moon

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

'Well, I heard that your so-called jump over the moon was actually filmed in an Arizona desert.'