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'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

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Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Halloween Selfie

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mother nature takes her course.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

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