Mood Ring Enthusiast Gifts

Dark cloud.

'I think I need a new psychiatrist. The one I have now gave me a mood ring to monitor my progress.'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

Janus.

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

I feel happy

Hissing booth Free hisses

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

Red Whine

The Grumpometer.

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

"I told you I'm not in the mood."

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

"Take the green pill to feel hunky, the yellow pill to feel dory."

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

"Wrong side. Right side."

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'