Mood Manager Prints

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Don't get yourself in a paddy.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'You're in a nice mood, Mum, so don't spoil it by weighing yourself.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"I'm sorry, Harold is resting at the moment. He's been trying to be amicable all day."

Hot Cross Bun

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Oh come on, Gerald, admit it. You're in one of your moods."

When pessimists live the dream.

The mood elevator

"I still have five minutes of hate before I clock in."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

"Irritable bowls syndrome."

'I can't eat because I'm on a diet, I can't drink because of my ulcer and I can't be merry because I'm a grouch.'

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

'Don't mind Walter. He's just got PMS -- pre-meal syndrome.'

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Darling, have you seen my antidepressants?"

FRY's FAMILY: Uncle Oswald never failed to regain his equilibrium after one of his turns.

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'She's in a mood, watch what she grabs hold of'

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

Happy Hour 5-7 p.m. Let me know when happy hour hits the half-way mark. I'm not sure I want to lose my lousy attitude today, so I need to be aware of the point of no return.

He's moody. Be silly around the dog. Patient with. Quiet near. Ware of. Firm with.

Dazed and Confused and Grumpy and Frustrated

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

Noise Pollution

Mood Swings.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."