Mood Elevator Mugs

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Hot Cross Bun

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"What's it all about?"

Alf and Misery Guts

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Human mood