Mood Analyzers Prints

"Well, you're moody today."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Road Guilt

Empathy School for Trump

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

Emojis for psychos.

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Uh-oh!"

Rainy Days

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

Protests

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."