Mood Aficionados Mugs

Hissing booth Free hisses

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Tongue in the ear...

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

Janus.

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

"She made her hat in rehab."

Whatever

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

I feel happy

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Hipster Rope.

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

How to Meet Sluts.

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

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"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'