Mood Aficionados Mugs

Hissing booth Free hisses

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Tongue in the ear...

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

Whatever

I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"She made her hat in rehab."

Janus.

I feel happy

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

How to Meet Sluts.

"Dibs on the tall one!"

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

New From Apology T-Shirts

"Tofu!... My favorite."

Hipster Rope.

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'