Monumental Humorist Prints

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Arresting Adam and Eve

I know they told me not to bark

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

My mind is like a steel trap, it's just a bit rusty.

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'And that is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'