Monumental Humorist Prints

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Arresting Adam and Eve

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'