Monumental Disruptor Mugs

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

StonesHendge.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

What If?

'She wishes.'

"You must be the new guy!"

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Occupy crunch

"Pressing this one makes me giggle."

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

Isn't It Exciting?

TV Kill

"You seem so chill!"

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"