Monthly Billing Reminder Mugs

"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

I am billing, therefore I am.

Why you must go to work

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Must... Remember...

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

'Are these billable hours?'

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"