Monthly Awards Prints

Employee of the Month

You tell him it's unnecessary. King of the Month. George.

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Yearbook

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"So that's where you were last night."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Penguin of the Month.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Oscars 2024

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"