Monster Mythology Appreciator Mugs

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."