Monster Foodie Mugs

Soup of the Night

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Ghostbasters 3

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Bake off: Flan B

"Sriracha"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"