Monster Foodie Mugs

Soup of the Night

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

Can I give you a slice of the action?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Ghostbasters 3

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Better Not Squash.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Bake off: Flan B

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Sriracha"

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."