Monopoly Strategist Mugs

Isn't that SWEET,Ron,-he wants you to have his Get-out-of-jail-free card!

". . . and the people on the blue spaces lived happily ever after."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Supermarket Merge

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Artificial Isle

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Please feel free to browse."

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Trickle down

Chess on TV

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Electronic Abacus

Backtrack! A game of political undoing

Battleship Bingo Night.

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'