Monopoly Lover Mugs

No-frills Monopoly

"Me, oh I got a 'Go directly to Jail' Card!"

Alternate currencies accepted

"The knights of the round accent table"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Larry's Literary Market

The Four Tops in Concert

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

"Please feel free to browse."

Lady Jane Grey

Trickle down

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

The Queen

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'