Monk Mischief Fan T-Shirts

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Shakespeare Project

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Rudolph Red Light District

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"There's something funny about those two."

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Banana Arcade Game

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

Darn baboons: they're mooning us again!

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

Careful Fred, looks like another leper con.

"Can you send an engineer, the copiers gone down."

Green Fairy

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

Cricketing monks.

"I'm sorry it's not quite what you expected, we're waiting for the dry-ice machine repairman,"

I can never remember if I'm supposed to put heat on it, or ice it.