Money Savvy Prints

Fee-charging ATM: 'You are about to be ripped off'.

Money down the drain.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

'You wouldn't spend all your money and expect the same standard of living in retirement?'

"Spend, and the world spends with you. Save, and you save alone."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I just..."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner