Money-saving Mate Prints

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Fries and kids

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'How much did you save this year?'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'It's your round.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

How much would you take off for cash?

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'So, who's first?'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

It's good to get together with friends!

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.