Money Philosopher Pillows

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Very sad piggy bank

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"Look, I promise I’m not going to be mad. Just tell me the truth: Did you blow Grandma’s retirement savings at the track?"

'We make some people rich and some people poor - that's what we do.'

'That's okay...we're just friends.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

J.B. Pennyworth, Financial Guru: 'I earned more than I spent.'

'I want to make enough money to realize that it will not make me happy.'

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

'Money can't buy everything,son. Look at Bill Gates' hair.'

Bar: 6 pm - Discussion Group, 'Can money make you happy?'

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Wall St. or True Love.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

Money god

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"Money is life's report card."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Economic Downturns

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'