Money-minded Baseball Fan T-Shirts

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'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Sheltering in place.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Monster Baseball

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Baseball.

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'