Money-minded Baseball Fan T-Shirts

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'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Sheltering in place.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Monster Baseball

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Baseball.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'