Money Matters Adventurer Prints

Banking

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Watering Money

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Dow's up!"

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

The Day Trader

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Secrets of Adulthood.

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

An affair to remember.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'