Money Mastermind Mugs

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I think it's a good investment if it can stay under the S.E.C.'s radar.'

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."

wealth investment

"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Janet Yellen

The United States' economy deflating.

Signs above bank teller windows: 'Deposits,' 'Withdrawals,' 'Fools and Their Money.'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

Offshore tax haven. Will build to suit.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

In case of emergency break glass

'Aren't you the guy who asked me for a quarter at lunchtime?'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Bad news I'm afraid. Last year was the best you've ever had."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"Remember, you can't buy happiness, at least with your portfolio."

"How can I turn $100 into $1,000?"

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Family?" "No, investments."

"I was always good with money."

Economist

'It's easy to make money. It's hard to make a living.'

'The Healing Power of Money'

"Have you considered a life of crime?"

'Many of our quick fix solutions are expiring tomorrow, now what?'

Financial Advisor. My income has a poor sense of direction!

Here's one you make a quick profit on, but you'll have to wait a couple of years.