Money Digger Prints

Keep digging till you hit the bottom line...

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'I think I've scored.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

Put it in petty cash.

Have you hugged your money today?

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Rolling Over a Pension.

'Billy, you're embarrassing us. Please stop saying 'ka-ching, ka-ching'.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

We have control of you brain.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

What's 'Bitcoin'?