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'When did they start printing money of RICE PAPER?'

Businessman has credit IV.

"My dream job? That would be a 'money tester!'"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"What's a debenture?"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Stock market investment advice

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

Economy.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'