Monetary Policy Buff Mugs

'The phone is my direct line to Janet Yellen.'

Stress Clinic: Now Treating - Economic Taper Tantrums

Euro against the Dollar.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Loan Alley

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Dow Jones drop

"Moulting"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

EU: Behind the scenes.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"I don't like the look of this."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

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