Monetary Philosopher Mugs

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Take a good look at that son..THAT'S why you should NEVER loan money to family!'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Money god

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Economic Downturns

"Money is life's report card."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

Accountant Manqué

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.