Monday T-Shirts

I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

'I hate Mondays!'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"Focus, Perkins...you face has that Monday morning smear."

Inside-of-Body-Experience

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'I hate Mondays!'

'Prove it's Monday morning!'

Monday already, how time flies.

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'I don't feel THAT bad right now, but if I work at it, I figure I can feel sick enough to miss school on Monday.'

'Mondays are really Hell here!'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Cranky man won't answer inane questions on Monday.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."