Monastic Gardener Prints

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Tree Passion

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Ecological Therapy

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

F. Chopin

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Priest watering his wings.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Business Widow's Revenge

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

Gardening By The Moon

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Man Gardening Love

'I'm quite full of myself. I don't want you to tinker with that.'

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

Doubts Watering Knots

An angel waters a vine

Organic Beans

Holy Water

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

Clown Gardening

Monk to monk: 'Can you take over? I have to tinkle.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Give up Gardening, I should.