Monarchist Musings Mugs

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Coronation of King Charles III

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

King George I

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I welcome the discussion."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The Queen

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Louis XIV

The Fishbowl Dynasty

The Queen Mother

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

Coronation Civil Rights

The Queen

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

King with crown has coffee with crown.

Not My Coronation Quiche

God save the Queen.

King Henry IV

Queen Elizabeth I

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

'Never tell the peasants you need them more than they need you!'

Queen Elizabeth II

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands